There Are No Words

As seen at the Farmer’s Market where we picked up pumpkins this morning:


Weird Things People Say

Having kids opens you up to all kinds of crazy comment and suggestions. I could make a whole blog out of the weird things people have said to me about my kids or the completely ludicrous parenting suggestions that people have made. It’s like your life suddenly becomes public property and people feel the need to share. Over share, really.

As a result, I’m used to getting comments about my kids when I’m out and about with them. They’re both pretty cute kids with l-o-n-g eyelashes that every girl would kill for. I regularly get comments about how adorable they are and it happens especially often with Jamie because he’s at that cute pudgy baby stage and he happens to have a full head of bright red hair. We also have a large senior population in our area (us youngins are far outnumbered) and they all love to dote on the kids they come across.

Once, when Liam was a baby, I was at the mall and sitting in the food court with him while I shoveled down some lunch. An elderly gentleman approached me and told me how cute my baby was and then proceeded to tell me that I better take care of him and raise him up right because God would punish me if I didn’t. He also stated that he knows about caring for kids because he gives money to St. Jude’s so I just better take care of that baby.


It was, by far, the strangest encounter I ever had while Liam was a baby. Weirdly enough, 4 years later I ran into the same dude while shopping at the local grocery store. Luckily I didn’t get the same speech! Although he did tell me to take care of that baby (Jamie this time).

The strangest comment I’ve gotten regarding Jamie happened just a week or so ago. I was in Walgreens and I had him in the stroller. I was walking down an aisle and had to walk past the little in-store clinic and the nurse practitioner there stopped me and exclaimed how cute Jamie was.

“Oh my goodness! He is so cute! He’s so cute he doesn’t even look real!”

Um, thank you?

Sometimes I don’t even know how to respond.

The Cast of Characters

Hi there and welcome to my blog. I figure the first thing to do is introduce the people I’ll be talking about most so here we go.

Cari: That’s me. Stay at home mother to two boys.

Scot: My husband. We’ve been married 11 years.

Liam: Our older son who is currently 7 years old.

Jamie: Our younger son who is currently 3 years old.

Maggie: The dog. A beagle. Hence the title of the blog. She brings her own special brand of neurotic to our house. (update: we lost Maggie in October 2012.)

I’m not sure what this blog will evolve into. It’s not strictly a Mommy Blog but I’m sure I’ll spend a lot of time talking about the kids because I spend a lot of time *with* the kids. We’ll just have to see how it goes.